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4 Tips to Bagging a Cougar at the Grocery Store

Cougars are great sport. They're both predator and prey. If you're looking to earn a seat on the throne beside one, you'll need more than a few tricks up your sleeve to win her over.

cougar waiting for you to bagging her
Be aware that grocery stores have a hierarchy in relation to cougars.

Luckily, we've got the best 4 tips to zero in on your cougar of choice. Even better is the fact that cougars are, literally, everywhere. Have you been thinking of getting together with an older woman? Chances are, you're suddenly seeing her everywhere.

This is no coincidence. You're priming yourself to notice these lovely ladies more and more. And now that you see that they're out and about in the same spots as you, much more frequently, it's time to perfect your technique and then make your move.

One of the best places -- most common and easy to pick up cougars is the grocery store and supermarket.

Read on and learn, young padawan.

Is She a Cougar?

The first thing you need to ask yourself -- and find out -- is if she's a cougar at all. This doesn't only mean the surreptitious, covert glance at her hands for the mark of a wedding ring. After all, a wedding ring doesn't necessarily say much: only that she's married.

But she could be a married older woman in a an open marriage, who's keen on taking younger lovers. Or she could be open to that notion, even if she hasn't actively explored it -- yet.

Either way, you should not get too hung up on this fact, especially if you are looking to have some mature dating experience. Simply take notice of its presence (or not!) and tuck it away. The great thing is that, if you regularly shop at your grocery store and she does too, you'll be able to get a sense of other things as well: does she have children? Does she come in with any other older men?

PRO TIP - Cougars Are Not Singular In Their Behaviour:

While some are gregarious and friendly, prone to flirting openly, even, with stock boys or cash register attendants, others are much more subtle, low key, even appearing to be aloof.

A lot, then, depends on what instinct and intuition and your ability to read her vibe when you get close. Does she seem cold and haughty? Does she seem open to starting a conversation or even lending a helping hand if you were to ask her for something?

Location, Location, Location!

Yes, we've already determined that your place of choice is the grocery store or supermarket. But, believe it or not, there is a hierarchy when it comes to grocery stores, especially in relation to cougar.

You can find bored housewives and MILFs in any general grocery store or supermarket, at particular points in the day, especially during the noon hour or in the early mornings and early afternoons. This is usually when their kids are at school so they have time to finish the shopping.

cougar getting help in the supermarket
Approach politely and ask her if she'd like help?

But, if you head to a specialty grocery store or a higher-end supermarket, you'll find a different type of cougar there. These women are often a bit more posh, are "career"-oriented businesswomen. Some are single while others are freshly divorced or have a family.

If you brainstorm the specialty grocery stores in your neighbourhood or in the vicinity, and then make these spots your go-to for groceries for a while, you'll find another great perk: many of these cougars are super fit.

This is precisely why the frequent higher-end grocery stores: usually, these chains have brands that focus on healthier living, feature organic produce and carry special dietary supplements and products that support a robust workout regimen.

Of course, what that means for you, if you're able to snag her, is a gorgeous, athletic woman on your arm, who's strong and independent externally as well as internally.

And that's its own kind of turn-on.

Be a Gentleman

Chivalry is not dead - or is it?

A helping hand goes a long way. And, in the case of your cougar, it can take you further still. Either when you engage with her, try beginning the encounter either asking for help or by giving her some.

So if you see that she's struggling with a large basket or trying to reach something on a high shelf, why not politely come up to her and ask if she'd like help with what she's trying to carry or reach? She'll definitely be grateful and it'll be a great way to build instant rapport.

In that moment, she'll be feeling emotional grateful.

PRO TIP - Now, Guys, Listen Up:

Women always remember the way you make them feel. So while the gesture is important, it's the fact that you care and now make her feel at ease when you're conversing with her - this is what she'll remember.

If you want this initial encounter to go well, once you've done your chivalrous duty, ask her about the product she was getting, try and find some common ground or even ask her for help with something in return.


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Watch and Learn

When you're trying to pick up a cougar at the grocery store, these tips are important for sure. But the most important things take into account this: if you see her once, you'll definitely see her again.

Don't panic and think you need to approach her because the opportunity might not present itself again. That's the best way to ruin your chances. If you approach her before you're ready, you'll be nervous and you're prone to make her guard raise rather than have her relax in your presence.

Young handsome guy talking to a cougar in a shop
Start a conversation about something she's buying to ask her out.

Remember, beautiful, sexy cougars are approached by men all the time. Oftentimes, they're subjected to catcalls and statements of objectification. While a little unwanted attention is not something these strong women can't tolerate, it doesn't mean she wants to feel "targeted" at the grocery store, when she's probably just trying to cross things off her "to-do" list.

You don't need to feel like you're encroaching on her time either. So the best way to give yourself a winning shot is to observe her and let a few encounters pass before finally making a move.

When you do start a conversation with her, you can move it to the register and check out line. Keep her engaged and...as you would if you had met her at a pub or bar, remember little details. You can bring up a conversation about something she's buying, for example, and connect that to something she might like to do.

And then you can smoothly ask her out or suggest you do something together. It's best to try and get her number as you're by the exit. Ask too early and you might experience the awkward encounter of bumping into her in another aisle.

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