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8 Classy Gift Ideas for the Mother You'd Like to Flatter

Technically, your MILF has such fine, expensive taste, coupled with a discerning eye that you should be showering her with something shiny every so often anyway. But special occasions like her birthday or Mother's Day call for a little extra lavishing on the mothers we all love to love.

the power of a rose might catch your MILF
The perfect gift can bring action on those unspoken words.

In this case, your “MILF” is a Mother I’d Like to Flatter. And if that’s what you’re looking to do with your gift – plus have it say the few extra words to get her to do that thing you guys have been talking about without actually having to say it – we’ve got a great round-up of the best gifts for a MILF and what you should remember when gifting something special to your special lady.

Where Public Inebriation is Encouraged

Bet the heading caught your attention, didn't it? A great gift idea always includes the chance to enjoy a few libations so we figured, the more the merrier. What better way to celebrate a special occasion?

If you live in a region that is ripe (pardon the pun) for farming, chances are, it has its own wineries. Book a guided winery tour for the two of your (or even her and her girlfriend).

Even if the lady on your arm is rum-and-coke kinda woman or she prefers her scotch well-aged and neat (unlike her men), she'll love the new experience, a chance to broaden her horizons and learn something new about a kind of beverage she may not have even considered before.

And, of course, if she fancies herself somewhat of a wine connoisseur, then this one's right up her alley!

Not the Nosebleeds

sexy milf enjoying the sun
Your MILF will appreciate your attention to details.

You're probably seeing a trend by now: there are very few "things" on this list. Look, let's face it: A MILF looking for young guys is likely not in it because of the money. Chances are better than not that your woman is likely financially independent and has the ability to lavish herself with the luxurious "things" she wants.

But experiences are something that she'll always remember fondly -- which means she'll always remember you fondly.

You might need to set a Ticketmaster reminder for this (or whichever online app you use), keep one ear to the ground and watch for opportunities longer-term. But the moment one of her favorite bands or acts comes up, book a set of tickets, either for you and her or her and a friend.

And get in there fast if you want to make sure it's not the nosebleeds (but, hey, even if that's all you get, it's the thought that counts, right?

Pro-Tip: Guess What?

She does that on a regular basis anyway (which is why she's always in top form and one of the reasons you can't get enough of her sexual allure, right?) The bottom line is that "things" are "nice" but they're not very memorable -- they're replaceable.

A Family Affair

When you first started dating, it was just older women looking for sex. But, the two of you may have gotten closer and have a longer-term relationship. or arrangement.

If she has kids and you interact with them, great! But even if she is a mother but insists on keeping a strict division, this gift will likely soften her heart and show that you really care.

Every woman who is also a mother (no matter how smokin' hot she is and what naughty things the two of you get up to privately), has a maternal instinct and a love for her children.

Casually draw her into a conversation about her kids and try and figure out if there's any special exhibit or park they've been wanting to visit. Grab a set of tickets or a family day pass for her and her little ones.

It will touch her heart. She may be a "MILF" with you (and she love to sit!) But she's also a mother to her kids.

Alternative Body Products

Bath and body products are some of the best things to buy for women, especially because there's such a large range and every MILF loves to take care of herself.

Pro-Tip: Treat Her

In fact, pampering herself is why a MILF remains so hot for so long. You want to contribute to that sense of self-care so head to an alternative bath and body spot like Lush Cosmetics and pick out soaps, body scrubs and bath bombs in her favorite scents.

Home Decor

It doesn't have to be a particularly large or striking piece but if you get her something to enhance her home, chances are, she'll love it. It says you want to make her home (and her life) nicer.

Don't be too concerned if you feel you don't have an eye for design. Pick something in the colors that she has decorated her home with. If you've never been over, no biggie. You can't go wrong with a beautiful vase or painting.

Just make sure you get a gift receipt. And if you're buying online, double check the exchange policy and period.

A Little B'n'B

The point of the previous gift was to engage with your MILF doing an activity that either she enjoys already or introducing her to something new. This gift idea is all about getting the two of you away.

You're not the conventional man -- and she's not the conventional lady. So instead of the cliche jewelry and make-up, why not get something the two of you can enjoy together - and remember fondly for a time to come?

To really delight the "Mother You'd Like to Flatter", book a weekend getaway at a country Bed-n-Breakfast or somewhere far from the urban city life she's used to. Pick a spot that has plenty of activities in the vicinity and you'll both be able to horseback ride, bird watch or head to a farmer's market together.

milf treating herself in the SPA
Make her happy by inviting her to her favorite spa.

A Little R'n'R

Spending time with you is always great. But a gift that allows her to spend time with her best girlfriends? That shows you really care.

See, it's not all about you, and you get that. Which is why she'll dig you even harder: you want to make her life better and you clearly understand that she needs some alone time to unwind and be pampered.

So head to her favorite spa and book a day for her and a friend. Especially if your woman is a high-powered leading lady in her career, she'll love the chance to get in some TLC with her favorite friend.

Bringin' It in Downward Dog

Most likely, your MILF hits the gym hard to keep her gorgeous body tight and toned and her mind sharp -- exactly why you like her, right?

But it can be tricky to gift her a personal training session. It could open a whole can of worms and say something you don't at all intend.

Pro-Tip: Our solution?

Get her a pass to a local yoga studio! And, if she's up for it and into that sort of thing, show her you care by attending one or two fo the sessions with her!

If she's never tried yoga, you could be the man who helps her discover something new and, in a way, you're contributing to her mind-body wellness.

And if she loves yoga? Well...let's just say, you're about to get very lucky tonight in downward dog.

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