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How to Track Down the Leading Cougar Bars in Christchurch

As any Milf fan will tell you, there's nothing like hooking up with a horny cougar, but actually finding bars where cougars gather isn't always easy. All too often, bars that seem great on the outside turn out to be cougar hunting dead zones, or places filled with younger girls who lack the appeal of Kiwi Milfs.

Blond cougar enjoying a glass of fine wine in Christchurch
You're going to have an amazing time in these cougar bars

But don't worry. If you're into older women, help is at hand in the form of our guide to the best cougar bars Christchurch has to offer. There are some incredible cougar bars in town. It's just a question of focusing on them, and not wasting your time at student dives. So here are our favourites:

1. Strange & Co - Creating Cocktails that Cougars Crave

Anyone who spends time with Christchurch Milfs will tell you - cougars adore artisan cocktails, and the more alcoholic the better. Nowhere in Christchurch matches Strange & Co for the quality of its mixologists, and the vibe of the bar, which is why it attracts a constant stream of sexy older babes.

Located on Lichfield Street in the city centre, Strange & Co is an unbeatable place to start your cougar hunting bar crawl, with its delicious drinks, classy ambience, and seductive jazz music.

2. Mama Hooch - A Great Contemporary Cougar Magnet

Moving onto somewhere with a more modern feel, Mama Hooch on Colombo Street offers a sublime mixture of finely mixed drinks and gourmet food - which generally forms a combination that classy cougars can't resist.

As you'll discover when you take a seat at this industrial-themed venue, that's exactly the case. Every night, expect to find groups of cougars muning on the creative bar snacks and ordering NZ's finest wines at one of the best cougar bars Christchurch has to offer.

3. Dux Central - An All-Round Cougar Hub

If you regularly hit the town in Christchurch, you'll probably already appreciate Poplar Street's Dux Central, which mixes up seafood and vegan food with craft brewing and spacious courtyards.

While Dux is a popular spot for people of all ages, it's even more of a magnet for Milfs, who love the outdoor dining spaces, the fine food, and even finer drinks. But here's a tip for visitors to Dux Central. Don't stick to the bar alone. The Emerald Room is less well-known, but is often Milf central thanks to its extensive wine list.

4. Boo Radley's - Where Christchurch Milfs Kick Back and Relax

Single Milfs are all about relaxing and having fun, which is why we love them so much, right? Well, few cougar bars in Christchurch attract as many fun-loving cougars as Boo Radley's Food and Liquor on Victoria Street.

Part of the appeal is the menu influenced by the American South and the biggest selection of Bourbon whiskey in the country. But open mic comedy and music add to the appeal, ensuring that a stream of cougars heads through the doors here almost every evening.

5. The Last Word - A Classy Cocktail Lounge

As you'll appreciate after touring the best cougar bars in Christchurch, older babes seek places that blend good times, elegance, and comfort - and all three can be found at the Last Word on New Regent Street.

Styled as a "whiskey and cocktail lounge" (both of which are big attractions for Milfs on the prowl) it opens till 2am on Saturdays and midnight most evenings, and it's an essential part of any cougar-hunting bar crawl.

6. Dirty Land - A Mexican Milf Magnet

Finally, we come to Dirty Land. A great place to conclude any Milf hunting tour of the city, Dirty Land is attached to a Mexican restaurant next door, making it an amazing venue to sink a few tequila slammers or mescals.

Milfs tend to love the mixture of gourmet Mexican dining, Latin American cocktails, and the imaginative decor - and we find that it's one of the most dependable hunting grounds in town.

But don't take our word for it. Get out there and explore the best cougar bars in Christchurch. You're going to have an amazing time.

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