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Our Guide to the Best Cougar Bars in Wellington

If you're the kind of guy who can't resist sexy Kiwi Milfs, this guide is for you. When all the bars and clubs you regularly visit only seem to attract a younger crowd, you need some expert advice to track down the capital's hottest cougar babes.

Sexy cougar seducing a younger guy in a Wellington bar
Wellington is a fun place for cougar hunting

We've come up with exactly what you need. The city is actually packed with places that are honeypots for older women, it's just a question of knowing where to look. So here's our top six cougar bars in Wellington to help you start a mature dating adventure.

1. Hummingbird

Located on Courtenay Place in the hip Te Aro neighbourhood, Hummingbird is exactly the kind of place you'd expect classy single Milfs to frequent. For starters, it's a gourmet eatery - so you'll often find eager cubs wining and dining their mature dates at its tables.

But Hummingbird is much more than just a restaurant. Open from 3pm till late, it's one of Te Aro's finest bars. Mixologists there whip up the kind of beverages Wellington Milfs can't resist, from Celery Sours to a classic Aperol Spritz, and you'll always find a gaggle of cougars gathering there as the evening develops.

2. Bangalore Polo

If dancing is your favoured seduction technique, Bangalore Polo is definitely going to be one of the best cougar bars in Wellington for you. Another Courtenay Place favourite, it's a great place to head after downing some cocktails at Hummingbird, when the dancefloor really takes off after midnight.

Again, it mixes up fine food, incredible cocktails, craft beers, and a lively atmosphere - all of which are magnets for Wellington cougars. Here's a pro tip: Their desserts are a great way to break the ice, so why not order up a Nutella calzone with two spoons? It'll melt the heart of any cougar you're trying to hit on.

3. The Welsh Dragon

One of the finest traditional pubs in town, the Welsh Dragon on Cambridge Terrace is also one of the most reliable cougar bars Wellington has to offer. Styled as the "only Welsh bar in the Southern Hemisphere", it's a laid back establishment that offers something a little bit different.

When the rugby's on, expect plenty of expatriate cougars to attend, but it's a lively gathering place for older babes any night of the week.

4. Hawthorn Lounge

Dubbed "Wellington's best kept secret", the Hawthorn Lounge may be gaining more of a name for itself these days, at least if the crowds of sexy Milfs are anything to go by.

Styled after an American "speakeasy", it's a great place to grab an expertly mixed Long Island iced tea, has a classy atmosphere and, more importantly, is open until 3am every day. Add in live music and a central location near some of the city's leading boutiques, and it's easy to see why so many horny babes congregate there.

5. The Library

Forget about the sleepy name. The Library has become one of Wellington's leading cougar bars thanks to its constant roster of music concerts, artistic decor, and fine grub.

The healthy menu attracts cougars who are looking after their figures, while the decadent desserts include options like their "rather boozy tiramisu" - which is made for sharing with a flirtatious date in her 30s and 40s.

It's also located on Courtenay Place - which is probably the number one cougar hunting district.

6. Foxglove Bar and Kitchen

Foxglove is located right next to Wellington Harbour, and the views are sublime. That may account for why so many horny Milfs make it their venue of choice, but it's more likely to be due to the fine food and 1940s-style interior design.

Always buzzing with chatter and full of flirtatious older babes, it scores highly for its extensive wine list, allowing cubs to show off their knowledge of NZ's finest vintages.

Anyhow, that's our selection of the best cougar bars in Wellington. So get out there, stake out a spot at the bar, and start cracking onto the capital's horniest Milfs.

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